Pedophiles vs. Lipstick
Or … How McCain Pulls the Wool Knickers Over the Eyes of the Fearful
When the Nation and it’s political watchdogs find themselves bickering like 14 year-old girls, it makes me wonder if we shouldn’t close every institution of learning and just call it quits. I wouldn’t mind plowing ground seven days a week, dawn until dusk, for eleven months per year while we pray that our Land Lord is benevolent if it would stop the bickering . If we, as citizens, aren’t willing to educate ourselves, what right do we have to a higher quality of life?
For the last three days, all the chatter has been over a axiom as old as the mid-west itself. A pig in lipstick is still a pig. Any half informed citizen knows that politicians (even McCain himself– although his latest was a pretty piss poor attempt at the axiom) from a variety of corners of the political map have uttered this statement in regard to just as various of topics
A more significant slap to moral decency has arisen in that same time period. One overlooked by our watchdogs. Overlooked by the “Morale Majority.” Overlooked by the educators. Overlooked by the vast majority of citizens, who, for all our faults, are decent human beings
The McCain camp has been slowly pumping out an ad, filled with words on Obama’s educational record (side note: McCain shares the “lackluster” education performance, why he would choose to make this an issue illustrates his campaigns stupidity maverick style). Those words are taken out of context, but that is politics as usual. It is not post worthy
The completely false and fear filling apex, however, is worthy of notation. With this fear-ad, McCain has officially gone on record claiming that Obama is trying to teach 5 year-olds how to make whoopie. A political power grab, to be certain. However, when the truth over Obama’s efforts is revealed, we can see that John McCain has no moral compass and will sacrifice anyone to gain the highest seat in the land.
Obama’s efforts in Illinois to bring age appropriate sex education to all students in the public school system should be applauded, not condemed. Mostly because to the youngest and most innocent of our citizenry were not being taught about vaginas and penises. They were being taught about what is inappropriate touching and what to do if you find yourself in that sort of a situation.
Wow. Obama is trying to stop pedophiles from defiling our most innocent. McCain is willing to throw the lambs to the wolves, so long as he is able to raze at the pasture’s highest hill.
Bravo, Mr. Maverick. I’ll be sure not to send you a Christmas card with my kids’ pictures on them. You probably have your hands full with Bristol.
Seinfeld/Gates = Comedy Gold!
I’m not sure what else I can say about this new Seinfeld/Gates commercial. The fact that there is an angry grandma in it makes me think it had to be written by Conan O’Brien. Otherwise, Bill Gates does the robot and Jerry Seinfeld gives financial advice. Also, it still has nothing to do with any Microsoft product.
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