Poor Alberto, Nobody Remembers You
With all the hubub over the RNC, many folks seem to have forgotten our favorite Winnie the Pooh inspired Attorney General, Alberto Gonzales.
Arguably one of the most naive looking Attorney Generals to have ever walked the West Wing, Alberto fell out of the public lime-light after we got bored being upset over being treated like world-renowned criminals.
A day before Palin’s informational and inspirational speech against Jesus, Alberto Gonzales was found to have mishandled highly classified documents– not surprisingly those documents are in regards to investigations against the Bush Administration. Instead of following proceedure (what use is procedure to an attorney?) and locking national security affecting, important documents in the appropriate on-campus, ridiculously secure safe, he took them home.
Why didn’t he do what he was supposed to do to keep our Nation’s secrets safe? In classic Alberto the Attorney style, he claims he had forgotten the combination to the safe. He dare not ask what it could be, lest he get razzed at the water cooler. So he took them home and after that point, anyone’s guess as to where he could have put them. I spoke with Jim Breuer and he suggested Al look in his freezer.
That just shows his dedication to Bush’s regard to “pieces of paper.”
